Fuckery Case Files #1

Hello peeps and welcome to a brand new section of the blog which will be tagged under the heading “what kind of fuckery is this?”
Now, many of you may not know, but i am a ‘fuckery enthusiast/cheerleader” which basically means, i LIVE for all things weird, ghetto, hilariously funny/strange and just plain damn WRONG.
Today I bring you a video, starring a woman who genuinely believes she is Nicki Minaj. If you don’t know who she is, well, you will soon because her ‘ghetto barbie fabulous’ style is becoming a worrying epidemic amongst young (and OLD =/) women.
Now, in this video, this woman is telling ladies the rules to becomming a ‘flygirl’.
Note: She is NOT acting or mocking NickiMinaj. She is actually serious. =/
1) If your room is ‘all pink everything’ after the age of 14, you need help.
2) I’m mad that her teeth are 4 miles apart.
3) Why didn’t she rehearse what she was gonna say before filming? All the fillers get annoying.
4) Flygirls don’t wear 18 inches of synthetic hair. That weave is obvious, disgusting, fried, dyed and laid to the side. =/ 
5) She needs her ass beat.
Thoughts?
4 comments so far.
  • LMAO, her mannerisms remind me of Money Mike from Friday after Next.

  • lol.

    I'm telling your mum you're taking the pizzle out of an autistic chick.

    Her minder is taking the pizzle as well leaving that fly on her forehead like that as she recorded her fly girl rap.

    =(

  • i think i lost a few brain cells…

  • If it wasn't for the twins I would have thought this was somebody's son.

    6.) In order to tell someone how to be a fly girl…you might want to be one yourself. smh Bye Girl